`contact`.`thumb` AS `contact-avatar`,
`contact`.`network` AS `contact-network`,
`contact`.`blocked` AS `contact-blocked`,
`contact`.`thumb` AS `contact-avatar`,
`contact`.`network` AS `contact-network`,
`contact`.`blocked` AS `contact-blocked`,
`contact`.`pending` AS `contact-pending`,
`contact`.`rel` AS `contact-rel`,
`contact`.`uid` AS `contact-uid`,
`contact`.`pending` AS `contact-pending`,
`contact`.`rel` AS `contact-rel`,
`contact`.`uid` AS `contact-uid`,
IF (`item`.`network` IN ('apub', 'dfrn', 'dspr', 'stat'), true, `contact`.`writable`) AS `writable`,
`contact`.`self` AS `self`,
`contact`.`id` AS `cid`,
IF (`item`.`network` IN ('apub', 'dfrn', 'dspr', 'stat'), true, `contact`.`writable`) AS `writable`,
`contact`.`self` AS `self`,
`contact`.`id` AS `cid`,
`contact`.`avatar-date` AS `avatar-date`,
`contact`.`thumb` AS `thumb`,
`contact`.`dfrn-id` AS `dfrn-id`,
`contact`.`avatar-date` AS `avatar-date`,
`contact`.`thumb` AS `thumb`,
`contact`.`dfrn-id` AS `dfrn-id`,
`item`.`author-id` AS `author-id`,
`author`.`url` AS `author-link`,
`author`.`addr` AS `author-addr`,
`item`.`author-id` AS `author-id`,
`author`.`url` AS `author-link`,
`author`.`addr` AS `author-addr`,
IF (`contact`.`url` = `author`.`url`, `contact`.`thumb`, `author`.`thumb`) AS `author-avatar`,
`author`.`network` AS `author-network`,
`author`.`blocked` AS `author-blocked`,
IF (`contact`.`url` = `author`.`url`, `contact`.`thumb`, `author`.`thumb`) AS `author-avatar`,
`author`.`network` AS `author-network`,
`author`.`blocked` AS `author-blocked`,
`item`.`owner-id` AS `owner-id`,
`owner`.`url` AS `owner-link`,
`owner`.`addr` AS `owner-addr`,
`item`.`owner-id` AS `owner-id`,
`owner`.`url` AS `owner-link`,
`owner`.`addr` AS `owner-addr`,
IF (`contact`.`url` = `owner`.`url`, `contact`.`thumb`, `owner`.`thumb`) AS `owner-avatar`,
`owner`.`network` AS `owner-network`,
`owner`.`blocked` AS `owner-blocked`,
IF (`contact`.`url` = `owner`.`url`, `contact`.`thumb`, `owner`.`thumb`) AS `owner-avatar`,
`owner`.`network` AS `owner-network`,
`owner`.`blocked` AS `owner-blocked`,
`item`.`causer-id` AS `causer-id`,
`causer`.`url` AS `causer-link`,
`causer`.`addr` AS `causer-addr`,
`item`.`causer-id` AS `causer-id`,
`causer`.`url` AS `causer-link`,
`causer`.`addr` AS `causer-addr`,
`causer`.`thumb` AS `causer-avatar`,
`causer`.`network` AS `causer-network`,
`causer`.`blocked` AS `causer-blocked`,
`causer`.`thumb` AS `causer-avatar`,
`causer`.`network` AS `causer-network`,
`causer`.`blocked` AS `causer-blocked`,
`causer`.`contact-type` AS `causer-contact-type`,
`post-delivery-data`.`postopts` AS `postopts`,
`post-delivery-data`.`inform` AS `inform`,
`causer`.`contact-type` AS `causer-contact-type`,
`post-delivery-data`.`postopts` AS `postopts`,
`post-delivery-data`.`inform` AS `inform`,
STRAIGHT_JOIN `contact` AS `author` ON `author`.`id` = `item`.`author-id`
STRAIGHT_JOIN `contact` AS `owner` ON `owner`.`id` = `item`.`owner-id`
STRAIGHT_JOIN `contact` AS `causer` ON `causer`.`id` = `item`.`causer-id`
STRAIGHT_JOIN `contact` AS `author` ON `author`.`id` = `item`.`author-id`
STRAIGHT_JOIN `contact` AS `owner` ON `owner`.`id` = `item`.`owner-id`
STRAIGHT_JOIN `contact` AS `causer` ON `causer`.`id` = `item`.`causer-id`
LEFT JOIN `verb` ON `verb`.`id` = `item`.`vid`
LEFT JOIN `event` ON `event`.`id` = `item`.`event-id`
LEFT JOIN `diaspora-interaction` ON `diaspora-interaction`.`uri-id` = `item`.`uri-id`
LEFT JOIN `item-content` ON `item-content`.`uri-id` = `item`.`uri-id`
LEFT JOIN `post-delivery-data` ON `post-delivery-data`.`uri-id` = `item`.`uri-id` AND `item`.`origin`
LEFT JOIN `permissionset` ON `permissionset`.`id` = `item`.`psid`
LEFT JOIN `verb` ON `verb`.`id` = `item`.`vid`
LEFT JOIN `event` ON `event`.`id` = `item`.`event-id`
LEFT JOIN `diaspora-interaction` ON `diaspora-interaction`.`uri-id` = `item`.`uri-id`
LEFT JOIN `item-content` ON `item-content`.`uri-id` = `item`.`uri-id`
LEFT JOIN `post-delivery-data` ON `post-delivery-data`.`uri-id` = `item`.`uri-id` AND `item`.`origin`
LEFT JOIN `permissionset` ON `permissionset`.`id` = `item`.`psid`