`item`.`contact-id`, `item`.`author-link`, `item`.`author-avatar`, `item`.`created`, `item`.`object`,
`pitem`.`author-name` AS `pname`, `pitem`.`author-link` AS `plink`
FROM `item` INNER JOIN `item` AS `pitem` ON `pitem`.`id` = `item`.`parent`
`item`.`contact-id`, `item`.`author-link`, `item`.`author-avatar`, `item`.`created`, `item`.`object`,
`pitem`.`author-name` AS `pname`, `pitem`.`author-link` AS `plink`
FROM `item` INNER JOIN `item` AS `pitem` ON `pitem`.`id` = `item`.`parent`