id = 130
session_data = 34
created = 142
-modified = 384
+modified = 142
+; Warning: using DB_DATAOBJECT_MYSQLTIMESTAMP (256) causes DB_DataObject
+; to SILENTLY REMOVE ATTEMPTS TO SET THIS FIELD DIRECTLY, which is pretty
+; bad because the default behavior for auto-updated TIMESTAMP fields is
+; to use local time. Local time can't be compared to UTC in any useful
+; way, so doing that breaks session GC.
+;
+; Instead we'll use the plain datetime settings so it'll actually save the
+; UTC value we provide when updating.
+;
+; Long-term fix: punch MySQL in the face until it understands that local
+; time is a tool of the cyber-devil.
+;
+;modified = 384
[session__keys]
id = K