-modified = 142
-; Warning: using DB_DATAOBJECT_MYSQLTIMESTAMP (256) causes DB_DataObject
-; to SILENTLY REMOVE ATTEMPTS TO SET THIS FIELD DIRECTLY, which is pretty
-; bad because the default behavior for auto-updated TIMESTAMP fields is
-; to use local time. Local time can't be compared to UTC in any useful
-; way, so doing that breaks session GC.
-;
-; Instead we'll use the plain datetime settings so it'll actually save the
-; UTC value we provide when updating.
-;
-; Long-term fix: punch MySQL in the face until it understands that local
-; time is a tool of the cyber-devil.
-;
-;modified = 384